Some Humorous Sign Boards

*Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. ….no strings attached

* Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!

*Seen on a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

*You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off

* Sign In A Bar:

“Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.”

* Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way.

* Sign At A Barber’s Saloon In Detroit:

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business

*Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

* Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:

Don’t Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !

Various Signs

* Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

* The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions

* Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

* Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.

* The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Some Humorous Sign Boards