AIN'T LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE
HORNLESS COW
"Oh, what a funny looking cow," said the young blonde belle from
Atlanta, visiting a farm for the first time.
"Why doesn't it have any horns?"
"Well, there are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," answered
the farmer.
"Some are born without horns and don't get any until
they're much older. Others are dehorned when they're young.
Still other breeds just don't have any at all."
The farmer paused for a moment... "But the chief reason this cow
doesn't have any horns is because it's a horse."
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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves
in a modern art gallery by mistake?
"Quick," said one, "Run! Before they say we did it!"
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The man coughed so violently that his false teeth shot across the
room and smashed against the wall.
"Oh dear," he wailed, "Whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set."
"Don't worry," said a little boy,
"I'll get a pair from my Dad for you."
The next day the boy came back with the teeth, which fit perfectly.
"This is wonderful," said the man.
"Your father must be a very good dentist."
"Oh, he's not a dentist," replied the boy, "he's an undertaker."
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Celestial Lifeline
The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students
included a huge amount of material on the midterm exam.
Tension in the room built, people were sighing and gasping aloud
as they realized how much material they had covered and
were expected to recall.
The following week the professor tossed the graded papers on her desk
and announced, "Class, after I left here last week, the Lord spoke to me.
He said, "Gee, thanks, professor.
I haven't heard from some of those people in years!"
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