Odd News Picks Of The Day

• Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Buttocks
• Scrooge McDuck Tops Richest Fictional Characters List
• Mayor's Free Weddings Draw Scrutiny
• Angry Truck Driver Tries to Tow Cop Car
• Utah Firm To Make Movie-Like GPS Tracker
• Jurors Find Overlooked Evidence in Coat
• Romanian Discovers He Was Declared Dead
• Man Rescued From Dangling Car on Deck
• Lovers Turn To Text Message To Say It's Over
• South Korean Scientists Clone Cats That Glow
• Fear The Old, Crimes By Over 65s In Japan Triple
• Canadian Hit With Whopping $85,000 Dollar Cell Bill
• Mistaken Machine Charges $148,000 For Parking
• Accused Wallet Thief Caught on Page One of Paper
• William Kidd's Shattered Ship Found Off Dominican
• China Slams German 'Warriors' Show As Fake
• Man Bites Rabid Dog In Southern India
• Parrot Could Be Fined For 'Illegal Parking' In Greece
• Man Almost Dies After Drinking Liter of Vodka at Airport Line
• Contractor, Owner Feud Over Hidden Cash Found In Walls
• Australian Lawmaker Says He Learnt Always Wear Clean Undies
• Australians Debate Whether MP Was Wearing Underwear
• 'Danger: Avoid Death' Wins For Strangest Warning
• Icelandic Teenage Caller Tricks White House
• Motorist Slams Into 50-Foot Christmas Tree
• Mystery Decorator Adorns Roadside Trees
• 'Mystery Santa' Hands out Cash in Vermont
• US Man Sues Over Condom In Hamburger
• Police Find Burglary Suspect in Trunk
• Rock Pioneer Ike Turner Dies at Age 76
• Posing As Plumbers, Wisconsin Thieves Nabbed
• Microsoft Suspends Virtual Santa For 'Oral Sex' Talk
• Video: Bill Clinton Heckled By Man Dressed As Robot
• 'Citizen Kane' Working Script Sells for $97,000
• 'Mathlete' Smashes Human Calculation Record
• Prisoner Gets Compensation Over Cockroaches
• Colorful Balloons for Teacher Travel 900 Miles
• Merriam-Webster's Word of '07: 'W00t', Other Additions
• Free Rooms For Marys & Josephs At Travelodge For Christmas
• Ohio TV Station Produces News for Rival In Arrangement
• George Bush Loses Close Run For 'Foot in Mouth'
• Oops! Vermont School's No. 5 Rank a Mistake
• Elephants Get Boots To Relieve Jumbo Pain
• Man Freed After Being Trapped In Toilet For Four Days
• 'Dancing' Champ Julianne Hough Signs Record Deal
• Neglect Of Parents Now A Criminal Offence In India
• 100 Million Pennies Displayed in New York City
• Woman's Insurance Premium More Than $100,000
• Indian Eatery Boasts Graveyard Seating
• 25-Lb Turkey Flies Through Man's Window
• Man Finds Park's 1,000th Diamond of 2007
• What Is The Carbon Cost Of Christmas Dinner?
• Thais To Free 25,000 Prisoners For King's Birthday
• Religious Leaders: Enjoy Christmas Without Fear Of Offending
• Britain to Pursue Wind Power To Power Every Home In Country
• North Koreans Fisherman Adrift For 27 Days Rescued By South
• Portland Paramedic Sexually Assaults Woman In Ambulance
• N. Korea Calls U.S. 'Criminals' Days After Bush Letter
• Venice Gravediggers, Impose Fines For Late Funerals
• Researchers: Human Evolution Speeding Up
• Voyager 2 Finds Solar System Is Uneven