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• Obama Delivers Letterman's Top 10 List

• Bank Robber Arrested While Waiting At Bus Stop For Getaway

• 72-Year-Old Robs Bank, Changes Mind & Tries To Give It Back

• Woman Returns Home To Find Her House Gone

• Library Gets Book Back After 57 Years

• Men on Motorcycle Steal Woman's Hair

• Nude Rug Portrait Found in Garbage Bin

• Study: Quarrelsome Couples Are Healthier

• Judge Tells Man to Spend Night on Street

• Woman Finds Frog In Salad Lettuce Leaves

• Girl's Letter Returned After 15 Years, By Fish

• Pope Calls On Media To Adopt 'Info-Ethics'

• It's Official: Polish Post Is Slow As Snails

• Police Officer Fired After Letting Woman Go In Exchange For Sex

• ESPN's Dana Jacobson Suspended For Jesus Roast

• Video: Pregnant Mother Shocked As Baby 'Falls Out' In Bathtub

• Woman to Take 55,000 Pennies to The Bank

• Pair Accused of Stealing, Eating Pet Dog

• Cat's Caterwauling May Have Saved Family

• Thieves Crash Car With Cow in Back Seat

• American School Pays Students To Study

• Unsuccessful Robber Shoots Self in Foot

• 'Pet' Girl Kicked Off Bus For Wearing Leash

• China Slams Province For Ignoring TV Sex Ban

• Faulty Fridge Sends British Warship Back To Base

• Ironic: China Market For Fakes Launches Own Brand

• Military Says: Texas UFOs Were F-16 Training Exercise

• Drought Could Force Nuke-Plant Shutdowns

• U.S. Turns To Horses To Secure Borders

• Mexico City Starts 'Grope-Free' Buses For Women

• Video: Prince Charles Speaks At Energy Summit via Hologram

• Video: 'Amazing Race 12' Winners TK & Rachel Interviewed On 'Regis'

• Guild, Studios Once Again Agree to Informal Talks

• 'No Country,' 'Blood' Tie for Oscar Lead

• Missing Cat Found in Suitcase After Plane Trip

• Study Finds Work-Related Stress Can Kill

• Man Trapped Under Car Survived On Rotten Meat

• Man Shot in Rescue Attempt From Crocodile

• Man Accused of Soiling Laundry Room With Shit

• Teens Too Cold To Walk, So They Hot-wire Car

• Officer Gets Big Surprise After Escorting Car

• Call To Governor's Office Sends Man to Sex Service

• 77-Year-Old Candidate Says Elect Me And I Won't Serve

• Woman Searching For Father Discovers, It's Her Boss

• Man Weighing 600 Pounds Rescued From Michigan Fire

• Human Skull Found That May Date Back 100,000 Years

• Russia Revives Soviet-Era Atlantic Navy Exercises

• Study: Global Warming May Cut US Hurricane Hits