One Liners

• A French n a Brit gynecologists were chatting. French: Just last week there was this woman, her cliotris was like a melon.

Brit: That's a lie, she wouldn't be able to walk if it was.

French: You Brits always talk about size; I was talking about the taste.

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• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.

Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.

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Did you hear about the blind man who was walking down the street and as he passed the fish market he tipped his hat and said, "Good evening ladies.